When going to the gym to workout, please be considerate of others by not wearing your grandmother's perfume. Application of such perfume, especially in large amounts, can be harmful to the health of others in the gym. Please note: Recent studies have shown such perfume to even cause a choking effect on others within a 20 foot radius. Furthermore, this deadly odor is amplified when you choose to workout on a treadmill or running device. Furthermore, this deadly odor is amplified when the gym contains a large fan that blows such odor directly into the nostrils of the person on the treadmill right next to you.
Thank you.
This free tip is a service of C.G.M.A. (Concerned Gym Members of America)
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- Jonathan Sutton
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2 comments:
Excellent tip. I have also heard that some people sign up for gym memberships because of the child care. They don't even work out, they just use the gyms services as a baby sitter.
Excellent tip my young student! Excellent! You have indeed tapped into the inner most secretive gems of gyms. Caution though. Use this knowledge wisely. If they learn that parents are saving over $90 a month in child care by offering these free Friday night Date Nights...well, all may be lost. Careful with thy knowledge.
(p.s. Lardy here is actually going now. I decided I would like to live past 29.)
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